'I remember one thing I learned in primary school,' said Nigeria's avuncular
new national football coach, smiling sunnily at his interrogators in the
cramped Loftus Road press room. 'Good, better, best ... may I never rest
... until I do this better ... until my better is best.'
The QPR regulars there reckoned they'd never heard Ian Holloway come
out with classroom pearls like that but then they also conceded that the
old ground had probably never witnessed anything quite as exotically different
as the night when Nigeria came down South Africa Road to meet Paraguay
and a small corner of England seemed to be transformed into little Lagos.
Great fun it was too, almost as if the World Cup had been brought forward
a couple of months and found itself lost somewhere in deepest Shepherd's
Bush.
Six thousand fans in Super Eagle green engulfing about a dozen in Paraguayan
red and all making enough racket to persuade you they were 20,000-strong.
A surprisingly lively encounter too.
We had media folk from the Buenos Aires Herald to the Voice of America
all searching for World Cup form guides and Ted Buxton there meticulously
doing his scouting homework for Uncle Sven on England's Group of Death
opponents.
What could he have learned about Nigeria? Probably sweet FA since the
vast majority of last night's Eagles won't fly anywhere near a World Cup
finals outing.
Instead, for Onigbinde, the Nigerian FA technical director now charged
with clearing up another fine mess they'd gotten themselves into at the
African Nations Cup, the occasion was everything.
His experimental team, top heavy with untried home-based players, looked
fragmented and disorganised but what he really wanted to see for his first
match at the helm were signs of a rebuilding of spirit and commitment
which might yet upset the odds in Japan.
If nothing else, he got that. There were players out there, like goalkeeper
Austin Ejids, who flapped hopelessly at the corner which Carlos Gamarra
headed home after 20 minutes, and hapless full-back Friday Onyeukwu, who
you felt like watching with eyes peeping through your fingers, that could
have lulled any England scout into feeling pretty smug.
Yet, there was also plenty of fire and the odd gem to be found amid the
general poverty which reminded you why we can never take too much for
granted against such mercurial talent.
Like a 17-year-old kid, Bartholomew Ogbeche, from Paris St Germain, up
front who would look out of his depth one minute and a potential world-beater
the next. His volley from a Jay-Jay Okocha cross, executed in mid-air
and struck with blistering ferocity, could have won the match for the
Nigerians in the dying minutes if not for an equally marvellous save from
Ricardo Tavarelli.
It was about as fine a piece of skill and athleticism as you could wish
to see on a football field. Yet you suspect the real boon for coach Onigbinde
were the performances of his three key men, Nwankwo Kanu, Celestine Babayaro
and Paris St Germain's Okocha.
Amid such hectic club schedules, you wouldn't have bet a bean on the
trio doing much more than going through the motions before trotting off
for an early bath. All three, though, not only lasted the course but,
clearly energised to answer the Nigerian fans' growing desperation, increasingly
stamped their authority.
Indeed, after looking in disarray and being outclassed by the neat, streetwise
Paraguayans for much of the first half, they actually had them clinging
on for a draw by the finish.
Kanu gradually upped his game, putting himself about rather more busily
than he had for Arsenal in Turin the previous week, and by the 84th minute
was still going so strong that he eventually tormented the Paraguayan
defence into giving away the penalty which Okocha converted for the equaliser
amid general delirium.
Onigbinde's task doesn't look enviable. Nigeria's dismal semi-final exit
in the African Nations in Mali came amid mutterings of player rebellion,
while senior squad members have talked about the worst-ever preparations
they can recall.
Sunday Oliseh and Finidi George, two key old stagers they can hardly
afford to be without this summer, have been ditched after a row involving
sports ministry officials.
Yet Onigbinde, who's not shy in reminding people how he laid the foundations
for success during his last spell in charge, has an air of calm confidence
about his restructuring plan. An experiment but 'a very good beginning,'
he called this, before offering his old schoolboy mantra.
And should the Super Eagles really go from good to better to best, soaring
to the heights they're capable of in Japan, will a nation remember the
spark as having been this one splendidly improbable night in west London?